Taliban militants storm Kabul election office
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Britney Spears offered USD 12 million to extend residency
Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I…
Scarlett Johansson Opens Up About Her First Fully Nude Role In ‘Under The Skin’
Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight…
Copenhagen Zoo kills 4 lions, weeks after shooting giraffe
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!…
Motor racing-NASCAR’s Labonte breaks ribs in bike accident
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Guitar shop founder accused of killing girlfriend took an ax to her head.
OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you…
Amazing Mars Rover Curiosity’s Martian Views
Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell…
How counterfeit cosmetics containing dangerous levels of arsenic are being sold online
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except…
Silicon Valley is fed up with slow Internet speeds
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Obama security agent ‘found drunk’
There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That’s why…