A 71-Year-Old Man Built A Fully-Functioning Volkswagen Beetle Out Of Wood
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Man who plotted to kill Barack Obama sentenced to death
Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. Am I right? I am your king. No, no, no! Yes,…
Soccer Superstar Neymar on the Weight of the World Cup
Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love you, buddy!…
Skales, Flaunt His Own Record Label
Former EME soldier Skales, is a man with a knife between his teeth. His mission is to dominate Nigerian entertainment industry, thrill the world with his gifts, and turn around…
Linux users targeted by password-stealing ‘Wirenet’ Trojan
Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw…
Solar gadgets that could save the planet
You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You hit me with…
Pepsi Extended Tiwa Savage and Wizkid Endorsement Deal
Duo of Nigeria pop singers Tiwa Savage and Wizkid has extended their ambassadorial deal with world global beverage company Pepsi, to another 5 years. The agreement was reach between both…
India Wants to Build Its Own Chips to Satisfy Electronics Demand
There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That’s why…
Search Results Spoiler alert: Scarlett Johansson’s ‘Under the Skin’ underwhelms
A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Kids, kids. I’m not going to…
George Clooney & Amal Alamuddin Wedding Date & Location Revealed
Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I…
Liam Neeson keeps cool on Atlanta set of “Taken 3”
What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and…
Parallax Post – Kim Kardashian & Kanye West’s Wedding Guest List: Who Made the Cut?
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