Taiwan riot police evict protesting students
gistyinka What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I’m trying not to, kid. Jedi Academy…
Brooklyn physics teacher to take flight on NASA’s high-flying observatory
A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Kids, kids. I’m not going to…
Iraqi journalist shot dead in Baghdad
It’s only a model. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. He hasn’t got shit all over him. Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! The Lady…
Britney Spears offered USD 12 million to extend residency
Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I…
Scarlett Johansson Opens Up About Her First Fully Nude Role In ‘Under The Skin’
Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight…
Copenhagen Zoo kills 4 lions, weeks after shooting giraffe
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!…
Flight 370: Storm of emotions over lives ‘lost’ as storm at sea delays search
What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and…
Motor racing-NASCAR’s Labonte breaks ribs in bike accident
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Former Israeli PM Olmert sentenced to 6 years for corruption
I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Don’t underestimate the Force. You don’t believe in the Force, do…
Ferrari target Red Bull’s Adrian Newey in bid to get back in F1 race
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a…
State-owned shipbuilder Fincantieri to apply to list in Milan
Well, how’d you become king, then? Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be a king. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! What… is your quest? Burn…
Guitar shop founder accused of killing girlfriend took an ax to her head.
OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you…