Gaining inspiration from the amazing BuzzFeed and their world of great content, we at Jovago would love to try our hands at this delicious sarcasm – is East Africa really worth visiting? Are the beaches, landscapes and cultures worth exploring? These reasons may resonate well with some but not so much with others.
Enjoy Jovago’s sarcastic list and get to exploring East Africa!
Nine reasons never to explore East Africa
1. It’s a popular misconception that Africa is developing and isn’t all that backwards – don’t you see how tasteless everything is?
Nairobi, Kenya
2. The landscape has absolutely nothing to offer. Who cares about mountains like that?
Arusha National Park, Tanzania
3. The beaches are a total waste of time! Your local public pool would do just fine.
Mombasa, Kenya
4. …even the underwater world is just as dreary as the landscapes, absolutely not worth it.
Diani Beach, Kenya
5. If you didn’t like the first beach, then you’re definitely going to hate this one! How drab!
Dar es Salaam, Tanzania
6. The so-called Safari has nothing exciting to offer, don’t even bother calling up a professional safari guide.
7. Even the ancient churches won’t capture your attention…
Addis Ababa, Ethiopia
8. If you’re looking for serenity, then just strike East Africa off your list – you won’t be finding it here. Just have a look at this lake?
9. There’s really no need to explore East Africa’s so-called beauties.
