“They Killed the Woman,” Says Resident After Beating in Guaruja, Brazil
gistyinka Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. He taught me a code. To survive. You’re a killer. I…
Amazing Mars Rover Curiosity’s Martian Views
Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell…
USA: Taking charge to form a community against Terrorism
Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and…
Fighter jets intercept plane that breached summit flight restriction
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Environmentally friendly solid wood chairs going to Milan Furniture Fair
But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy…
How counterfeit cosmetics containing dangerous levels of arsenic are being sold online
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except…
Silicon Valley is fed up with slow Internet speeds
Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. Am I right? I am your king. No, no, no! Yes,…
Ukraine to dominate Obama EU talks
Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love you, buddy!…
Explosion at Indonesian Buddhist Temple Injures Three: Police
Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw…
N Korea fires mid-range missiles
You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You hit me with…
Obama security agent ‘found drunk’
There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That’s why…
Sodiq Jaiyeade and Lydia Michael Wins 6th Splash FM Marathon Race
The much-anticipated Splash FM integrity marathon race 2014, was held yesterday in the city of Ibadan. The winners for 6th edition of Splash FM integrity marathon race were Sodiq Jaiyeade…