The most wider Nigeria daily newspaper The Punch Newspaper really understand that Nigerians are on the cautious times, now that the DSS has informed us that insurgents have set their sights on Lagos.
In their infinite kindness, they’ve compiled a list for every Dapo, Chinedu and Lawal on how to spot terrorists member and probably be the next super hero to foil a terrorist attack.
Here are the simple guides that The Punch Newspaper’s reveals On “How To Spot A Terrorist” .
People in Bulky clothes
People collecting empty cans
People with bags of fertilisers
People with kegs of diesel
People Sweating unusually
Parked cars with open windows
Stay safe people! And try to remember that you should not “sweat unusually” so that people accused you as a terrorist.